![]() 12/29/2019 at 10:48 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
It’s not even 10am and I am toasted. I haven’t had a drink since February, but now the remnants of that big bottle of vodka that my mother left behind are gone. I was planning on mixing the OJ with 7-Up (or the generic, store-brand equivalent - I’m cheap), but the idea of a Screwdriver on Sunday morning seemed like a good/bad idea.
Even though I may be trashed I still seem to care about punctuation, spelling and grammar; At least I think I do, but I may not be the best judge at this point. I’ve been occupying my time playing Sniper 4, preferably killing my enemies in hand-to-hand combat instead of using guns. Maybe I should fire up a flight simulator and buzz the tower, or go play Burnout and crash all of the assholes off the road. Regardless, I won’t be leaving the house, but will probably sit here and watch reruns of ‘Soap’ until I decide that puking or sleeping, hopefully not both simultaneously, would be a more prudent course of action.
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:02 |
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Sounds like you’re hopped up on sugar too. Enjoy the crash!
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:07 |
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How early did you have to get up to be drunk by 10?
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:11 |
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This reads like the kind of drunk that’s really going to suck to recover from.
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:11 |
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9:30?
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:18 |
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Woot! Day drinking!
Soap is always good. Remember drunk cooking is always dangerous.
I got up at 5:30.
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:19 |
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I crawled out of bed late in the 8:00 hour. Vodka doesn’t need a lot of time to have the desired effect.
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:22 |
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No sugar, just meatballs in a combination sauce of Frank’s Red Hot and Heinz Mustard. There may be a little sugar in those sauces (and the OJ, of course ), but it’s not like I’ve been amping on chocolate or Frappuccinos.
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:23 |
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I’ll stick to the microwave for now. I might even get a fancy light show out of it!
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:28 |
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Right? I’m like 9:50 at the latest? Amateurs over here sipping Coronas.
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:31 |
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Not yet, but I might be later. I got a couple oil cans of Foster’s (I don’t care, it’s cheap and it tastes ok) and some little bottles of flavored whiskey, and football on the tube all day long. Plus I’ll be unsupervised . WOOHOO!
I’m planning to stop drinking altogether once it’s gone because I really want to focus on losing weight over the next few months . I’d already cut way back on alcohol , so I doubt I’ll miss it much. Now if I can just stop eating...
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:44 |
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Your drunk grammar is better than my sober gramma
r :(
![]() 12/29/2019 at 11:54 |
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With the way your week ended, I don't blame you!